moving.
so yeah. I have a new blog. goddoesnotwanthertolive.vox.com there are robots and awkward moments involved.
Lap dance.
I want to say thank you to everyone for a great birthday. It won for most embarassing birthday, hands down. I never thought I would get a full scale lap dance by three men in drag (one of which I know is straight) in a fairly public place with my mom and boyfriend watching. All I can say Hazel is paybacks are a bitch. Although one upping that is going to be tricky. So I am open to suggestions.
Uh...Happy Valentines Day...?
Instead of really paying attention in class today, I decided to take advantage of free wireless. Naturally since I brought something to do my political science professor decided to do something fun to mark this Valentines Day, NAZI PROPOGANDA FILMS! Nothing says love like and authoritarian regime that murdered millions. Now we, or rather he, is talking about people disappearing in Latin America under various dictators. All I can say is $20 says he is single and bitter. Very bitter.